
Luke says “Stay in school. Don’t do drugs.”
(Advert for local college spotted on a Nottingham bus by JoJo)
First batch of Luke-a-likes
Luke wants to wear a dress… allegedly.

“Spider-luke, Spider-luke. Does whatever a Spider-luke does. Can he swing from a web. No he can’t he’s a Luke.”

“I will take it. I will take the Ring to Mordor…though I do not know the way”

All that time at the Hogwart’s gym has paid off for our Luke.